Fun Stuff

[phzabriskie]

This was posted by Scott a long while back. I reread it and it still cracks me up. I know our FEDEX mechanics would log entries like these.

Logged Maintenance Complaints

 

[splischke]

I forgot all about this. Someone forwarded it to me. Makes me laugh every time

 

[Schmleff]

A couple more...

Defect: Seat cushion in 13F smells rotten.
Action: Fresh seat cushion on order.

Defect: Turn & slip indicator ball stuck in center during turns.
Action: Congratulations. You just made your first coordinated turn!

Defect: Whining sound heard on engine shutdown.
Action: Pilot removed from aircraft.

Defect: Pilot's clock inoperative.
Action: Wound clock.

Defect: Autopilot tends to drop a wing when fuel imbalance reaches 500 pounds.
Action: Flight manual limits maximum fuel imbalance to 300 pounds.

Defect: #2 ADF needle runs wild.
Action: Caught and tamed #2 ADF needle.

Defect: Unfamiliar noise coming from #2 engine.
Action: Engine run for four hours. Noise now familiar.

Defect: Noise coming from #2 engine. Sounds like man with little hammer.
Action: Took little hammer away from man in #2 engine.

Defect: Whining noise coming from #2 engine compartment.
Action: Returned little hammer to man in #2 engine.

Defect: Flight attendant cold at altitude.
Action: Ground checks OK.

Defect: 3 roaches in cabin.
Action: 1 roach killed, 1 wounded, 1 got away.

Defect: Weather radar went ape!
Action: Opened radar, let out ape, cleaned up mess!

 

[luthefly]

Thanks guys, I needed that!!!!!! ;D

 

[SONERAISCOTT]

I told an a&p friend of mine that it takes a real man to FLY an airplane. He said that he had once seen a monkey trained to ride a bike, but never once seen a monkey repair one!!